Goddess of Snark grant me the serenity
to accept the peeps I cannot change;
the cleverness to change the things I am not supposed to change;
and wisdom to embrace the differences between myself and the Other Mommies .
Living one hour at a time;
Enjoying one glass of wine at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to maturity and self-obsession;
Taking, as She did, this sinfully kooky world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting The Snark;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with my inner CrankMama
Forever in the next.