Mommies Who Like Sex

I’m inspired by a fabulous book being released soon called Mommies Who Drink recommended to me by junebee.  It’s a deep dark secret, apparently, that mothers drink and have a life and occasionally are released from mommy & me signing classes to meet girlfriends at bars and gab about things other than Billy’s issues with pee pee.

Even though momjeans can still be seen at one’s local grocery store, have you checked out the hottie breeders around town of late? Let me tell you, they aren’t the scarf wearing puffies from the past.  They’re Donna Reed meets Barbarella. These chics (yes, chics) are kicking ass and taking names.  They are 20, 30, and 40 something, they know how to have multiple orgasms and they love their children passionately.   

Not to be mistaken for the pre-bra burning mah johng playing cocktail slinging mothers who raised them, these babes are too hot to handle and too cold to hold.

Move over Gloria, there’s a new sherriff in town.  And she loves men, only sells out if it pays for her expensive taste in shoes, and believes in loving kids and mate without forsaking herself. 

All hail the sex loving hottie mama!


11 Responses to “Mommies Who Like Sex”

  1. September 1, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    I have no idea why motherhood would so completely change a woman’s personality. I understand the big responsibility of raising a child and that you are supposed to act “mature,” but I think it would be healthy for the child to have a happy, fun-loving mother. That’s not to dismiss mah johng either. My mother can kick ass in that game.

  2. September 1, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    It changes women for many reasons: sleep deprivation, added money pressures, and on and on. I guess that’s why the effort to retain fun-ness is so important to many of us. And I heartily agree that a happy fun loving mom is much better than a dreary grim mom.

  3. 3 jen
    September 1, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    LOL at the Mom Jeans commercial.

  4. September 1, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    Thank God, Neil, at last, a voice in the wilderness. It’s good to know that being a fun loving mother will do my kids good.

    As for motherhood changing women into dullards, this is a misconception. Those that turn into bores who whine on incessantly about Johnny’s stool texture and their problems with potty training tend to have always been insufferable bores who previously whined on about how they can never find the right man is there something wrong with them, whined about PMS, and were generally dull, albeit in a different way!

  5. September 1, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    Unfortunatley, many mothers simply give up after they have kids. I think one of the greatest disservices a mother can do to her child(ren) is allowing her feminity and pre-child sense of self to wane.

    On the bright side, dowdy moms only serve to make us look good. Really good.

    I’m diggin’ this blog by the way.

  6. September 1, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    emma, I think you’re absolutely right… motherhood doesn’t change the essential person. Once a complainer, always a complainer. But I’ve seen many women get transformed into things they weren’t before having kids.. and I’ve heard others say the same.

  7. September 1, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    MOM JEANS! Thankfully, my baby doesn’t wear them. She’s a hottie mama and I love her so!

  8. 8 SingleMama
    September 2, 2006 at 10:49 am

    I think some women let go of their sense of self once their child is born. No one should do that! Not good for Mom, not good for kiddos, just not good! Becoming a parent adds to who you are, and it should never subtract.

  9. September 3, 2006 at 12:02 am

    More hot mums? I’m trying hard to see a downside to this plan but I can’t find one.

  10. September 11, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    I agree that drinking can sometimes oil the wheels of motherhood very nicely when you hear the rusty squeak start up, especially if the rusty squeak goes by the name of Your Mother-In-Law. But then I’m Scottish.

  11. December 27, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
    I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!

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