I’m inspired by a fabulous book being released soon called Mommies Who Drink recommended to me by junebee. It’s a deep dark secret, apparently, that mothers drink and have a life and occasionally are released from mommy & me signing classes to meet girlfriends at bars and gab about things other than Billy’s issues with pee pee.
Even though momjeans can still be seen at one’s local grocery store, have you checked out the hottie breeders around town of late? Let me tell you, they aren’t the scarf wearing puffies from the past. They’re Donna Reed meets Barbarella. These chics (yes, chics) are kicking ass and taking names. They are 20, 30, and 40 something, they know how to have multiple orgasms and they love their children passionately.
Not to be mistaken for the pre-bra burning mah johng playing cocktail slinging mothers who raised them, these babes are too hot to handle and too cold to hold.
Move over Gloria, there’s a new sherriff in town. And she loves men, only sells out if it pays for her expensive taste in shoes, and believes in loving kids and mate without forsaking herself.
All hail the sex loving hottie mama!