1. SexPot = a humansized vat of sex
2. Mama = a hip sassy mom, not to ever be mistaken for mommy or mother
3. Ma’am = what they call you when they’re cute and in their 20s and you’re so obviously freakin’ NOT
4. GalPal = the one who always says you’re phat…not fat
5. Get Your Freak On = see #1
6. Cute = what they call you when you don’t get called gorgeous hardly *ever* I mean what’s WRONG with these people??
7. AloneTime = when mommy runs away upstairs with a bottle of wine and a video and a celeb mag and if anyone comes in the door they are ignored and sent back to Daddy immediately.
8. Toys = Lovely things that are always more fun than flowers
9. Hubcap = husbandly one
10. Moobs = Man Boobs.  Also funny clever site by a MAN.


6 Responses to “WordPlay”

  1. August 25, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Moobs! That’s funny! I’ve always just called them man-boobs. But Moobs is better.

    Have you seen this guy’s stuff- he has words for everything:

  2. August 25, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    love the word site.. thanks for the tip. See, with “moobs” you can get away with saying something like “Dig your moobs, man” without getting punched (at least until they look it up)


  3. August 26, 2006 at 4:57 am

    I think we Brits have funny slang too:

    “don’t piss on my bonfire” means don’t spoil my fun.

    “Dip your wick” means have sex, for males.

    “tactical chunder” means to get drunk and vomit, enabling you to drink more beer. An English hobby?

    “All fur coat and no knickers” means, the girl looks good but is probably shallow.

    Now if you are ever in England you will know what people are talking about!

  4. August 26, 2006 at 9:15 am

    Love the brit additions. Thanks, Emma!

  5. August 27, 2006 at 5:23 am

    Ha! I love, love, love these! My favorites are ‘mama’ (because anything else is just soooo blah!), and ‘alone time’ for which I totally put my game-face on and will kill for!

    Really cool site; it’s my first time visiting. I’ve already found a few nuggets of goodies I look forward to reading in the future!

  6. August 27, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    Glad you like, Jennifer. And I hope you have some “alone time” soon.

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